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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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