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| I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !... more
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| 3. | Category: Children jokes |
| Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. Oh youre so stupid! shouted Dick.Dick! said their father... more
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| 4. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. Whatevers the matter ? asked her mother.I dont know, replied Mary, but t... more
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| 5. | Category: Children jokes |
| Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. Would you like another cookie ? she asked.Yes, please, repli... more
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| 6. | Category: Children jokes |
| Mandy was applying for a summer job.How old are you? asked the owner of the store.Im twelve years old, Sir, answered Man... more
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| 7. | Category: Children jokes |
| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mot... more
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| 8. | Category: Children jokes |
| Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.... more
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| 9. | Category: Children jokes |
| Whats the matter son?The boy next door said I look just like you?What did you say?Nothing hes bigger than me !... more
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| 10. | Category: Children jokes |
| Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?Quick, said one, run ! B... more
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