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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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