| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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