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| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?An animal that puts you out a night !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?None. They were all copy cats !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. "Excuse me", he said tothe cat in charge, "Can you get milk stains out?" "Sure,"... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?There was some money in the kitty !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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