| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?A: When you are a mouse!... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What did the black cat say to the fish ?Ive got a bone to pick with you !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What is a black cats favourite TV show ?Miami Mice !... more
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