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| | Category: | Cat jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 49 | | | | Joke: | A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God! | | | |
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