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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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