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| What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is the cats favourite TV show ?The evening mews !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is cleverer than a talking cat ?A spelling bee !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: Youre the purrfect cat for me!... more
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