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| What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How do you know that a elephants been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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