| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?Motorist: Because youd catch me on a slow one.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more
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