| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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