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| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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