| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two cab drivers met."Hey," asked one, "whats the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?""Wel... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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