| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of ears do trains have?Engineers (engine ears).... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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