| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?An extra muffler.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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