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| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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