| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street the... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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