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| | Category: | Business jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 47 | | | | Joke: | A young businessman rented a beautiful office and furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in. Sitting there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was negotiating a big deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge commitments. Finally, he put down the phone and asked the visitor "Can I help you?" The man said, "Ive come to install the phone." | | | |
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