| 1. | Category: Face jokes  |
| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?Pupil: Id be too polite to men... more
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| 2. | Category: Face jokes |
| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| 3. | Category: Face jokes |
| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| 4. | Category: Face jokes |
| What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A mousetache.... more
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| 5. | Category: Face jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| 6. | Category: Face jokes |
| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... more
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| 7. | Category: Face jokes |
| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your face all scratched ?My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head wi... more
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| 9. | Category: Face jokes |
| Why is your nose in the middle of your face?Because it is the scenter (centre).... more
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| 10. | Category: Face jokes |
| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice.... more
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