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| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Whats the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield ri... more
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