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| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 2. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do elephants have trunks ?Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| 8. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !... more
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| 10. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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