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| Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?I wouldnt fit through the door.... more
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| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Q: What is a bus ?A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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