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| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| Sam left work after a tiring day. Take the bus home, suggested a friend. My mother would only make me take it back, Sam... more
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?Jill: I dont know.Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick u... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!... more
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| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?The deceased !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: Theres an a... more
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