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| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| Have you seen the bus website?Yes - its just the ticket!... more
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| 3. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| Which end of a bus is it best to get off?It doesnt matter. Both ends stop.... more
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| Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the... more
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| What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes  |
| What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.... more
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