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| Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.... more
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| Teacher: Tommy Russell, youre late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. Its my bus - its always coming late. Teacher: Well, if its... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up! B... more
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| Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up... more
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| 5. | Category: Bus jokes |
| What "bus" crossed the ocean?Columbus.... more
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| Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect well pick up speed now youre getting off!... more
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| 9. | Category: Bus jokes |
| How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.... more
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