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| | Category: | Bus jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 43 | | | | Joke: | Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "youd stand up and let four people sit down." | | | |
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