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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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