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| What are you doing? Im trying to call Washington! Oh, havent you heard? Hes dead!... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Af... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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