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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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