home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


SPONSORS ::






  • Free Recipies
  • Free Tools
  • Cheap Domains
  • Website Solutions


  • JOKES ::






    SEARCH ::




    Find:



    Viewing Joke:

    Category:Criminal jokes
    Date Added:11/10/2007
    Rating:not yet rated     
    Views:93
     
    Joke:A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
     
     Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


    More Criminal Jokes:

    1.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more

    2.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more

    3.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more

    4.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more

    5.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more

    6.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more

    7.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more

    8.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more

    9.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more

    10.   Category: Criminal jokes  0 stars
    When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more



    home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners