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| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; Im a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery sh... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart fr... more
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