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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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