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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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