home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us SPONSORS :: Free Recipies Free Tools Cheap Domains Website Solutions JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Biologist jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 46   Joke: A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them with a sack over each bird and only the legs showing. He sat right on the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor announced that the test would be to look at each set of bird legs and give the common name, habitat, genus, species, etc.The student looked at each set of bird legs. They all looked the same to him. He began to get upset. He had stayed up all night studying, and now had to identify birds by their legs. The more he thought about it, the madder he got. Finally, he could stand it no longer. He went up to the professors desk and said, "What a stupid test! How could anyone tell the difference between birds by looking at their legs?" With that the student threw his test on the professors desk an d walked out the door.The professor was surprised. The class was so big that he didnt know every students name, so as the student reached the door the professor called, "Mister, whats your name?"The enraged student pulled up his pant legs and said, "You guess, buddy! You guess!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Biologist Jokes: 1.    Category: Biologist jokes   A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more 2.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist crew leader has several crews, each consisting of two biologists. The crews camped and worked in th... more 3.    Category: Biologist jokes   There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe... more 4.    Category: Biologist jokes   How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impa... more 5.    Category: Biologist jokes   A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One... more 6.    Category: Biologist jokes   A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more 7.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?""Well honey..." said the slightly prudis... more 8.    Category: Biologist jokes   A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more 9.    Category: Biologist jokes   Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu... more 10.    Category: Biologist jokes   "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © JokeBit.Com Free Jokes Download - Funny JokesPowered by NewFunda