| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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