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| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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