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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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