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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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