| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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