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| Your ugly.And youre drunk.Yes, but in the morning Ill be sober !... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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