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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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