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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, I took my girlfriend to see The bride of Dracula last night.Oh... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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