| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
|
| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
|
| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
|
| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
|
| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
|
| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
|
| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
|
| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
|
| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
|
