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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| Fred: Whats that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| Shes so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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