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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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