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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean shes escaped from the funny farm?... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.... more
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| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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