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| Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it f... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldnt find a cran... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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