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| Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !... more
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| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| People keep telling me Im beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.... more
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| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited.Then hes right said her little brother.Sophia Loren?... more
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| I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !... more
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