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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone.... more
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| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| Fred keeps telling me that hes going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And youve been eng... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Ive just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!... more
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| A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head."Hmmm," said the doctor. "Ive no idea what it is." Th... more
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| My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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