| 1. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 2. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.... more
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| 3. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark.... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mothers ear.Johnny, how ma... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time.... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have don... more
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